moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

  • White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
  • Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
  • Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

salparadisewasright:

sweetsweetsurrealism:

maisiewilliams:

if only?? notre dame was real?????

Reasons why I want to delete my tumblr

oh for fuck’s sake

wakeuplikethis:

60ibs-to-go:

I think I love this a little too much.

#HOWITSHOULDBE

#WHYDONTWEEXPECTTHATENDING

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

thrintagecats:

vivzie-pop:

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

this is still my favorite thing.

This gives me life.

dannybrito:

this is too good

thispopculture:

tvhangover:

Watch the first official trailer for Amazon’s Transparent!

The last line will punch you in the gut.